2 Midweek Jokes

This is your Captain Speaking

Shortly after a British flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
‘Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit
Back, relax  and…… OH, MY GOD !’    

Silence  followed!
 
Some  moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
‘Ladies and  gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you . While I  was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!’ 

One Irish passenger yelled… ‘For Christ’s sake … You should see the back of mine!!!’

        Thank You Melissa for the above joke.

Labrador Dogs

Paddy tells Mick
He’s thinking of buying a labrador.

Hell, say’s Mick, are you mad!!!!
have you seen how many of their owners go blind. 

   Thank You Dee for the above Joke.

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2 Responses to 2 Midweek Jokes

  1. magsx2 says:

    Hi malc50,
    Good to see you had a laugh.

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