This is your Captain Speaking
Shortly after a British flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
‘Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit
Back, relax and…… OH, MY GOD !’
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
‘Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you . While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!’
One Irish passenger yelled… ‘For Christ’s sake … You should see the back of mine!!!’
Paddy tells Mick
He’s thinking of buying a labrador.
Hell, say’s Mick, are you mad!!!!
have you seen how many of their owners go blind.