Professor-Meeting(Weekend Jokes)

English Professor.

An English Professor wrote the following words on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly – “A woman without her man is nothing”
 
All the males in the class wrote, “A woman, without her man, is nothing.”

All the females in the class wrote, “A woman: without her, man is nothing.”

Church Meeting.

During a weekly church meeting, there was a schedule to read a list of people who had asked to be included in the congregation’s prayers.

Since another church member, Bonnie had mentioned that she and her husband were struggling with a big decision on whether they should become missionaries, the Church offered to include them on the prayer list.

So at the meeting, it was announced in front of the whole congregation, “Let’s all pray that Bonnie and Lee can make a decision about the missionary position.”