Free Haircuts-Pig Hunting(Midweek Jokes)

Free Haircuts.

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.

After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ‘I can’t accept money from you , I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a policeman comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I can’t accept money from you , I’m doing community service this week.’ The policeman was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I can’t accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The MP was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen MPs lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it. 

Pig Hunting in Australia’s Northern Territory.

                    

Thank You Pam for the above jokes.

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6 Responses to Free Haircuts-Pig Hunting(Midweek Jokes)

  1. gregoryno6 says:

    A good joke. And sorry mags, but I’m stealing that picture.

    • magsx2 says:

      Hi gregoryno6,
      Glad you liked the jokes, I don’t blame you for wanting the picture, it certainly was a good shot. I don’t know who originally took the photo as I recieved it in an e-mail. Have fun with it.

  2. malc50 says:

    The crocodile and pig photo is a classic, magsx2!

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