British Wit. (Weekend Joke)

 The train was quite crowded, so a U S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat,
but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman’s poodle…
The war-weary Marine asked, ‘Ma’am, may I have that seat?’
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular ‘Americans are so rude.
My little Fifi is using that seat.’
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog.
‘Please, ma’am.  May I sit down? I’m very tired.
She snorted, ‘Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!’
This time the Marine didn’t say a word; he just picked up the little dog,
threw it out of the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, ‘Someone must defend my honour!
This American should be put in his place!’
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up,

‘Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.
You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road.
And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out of the window. 

Thank You Peter M. for the above joke.

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4 Responses to British Wit. (Weekend Joke)

    • magsx2 says:

      Hi malc50,
      Oh another big smile, glad you liked it, I know the joke went in a little late this weekend, but I thought heaps of people would be posting something on the election, so I decided to stick with the joke.

  1. malc50 says:

    You couldn’t get a bigger joke than the election, magsx2! I think it’s time for a whole new election system. Instead of “equal” electorates, districts of common interest which return multiple members (the number of members determined by the population of the “district”). It’ll never happen, of course! 😦

    • magsx2 says:

      Hi malc50,
      I agree it did turn out to be a bit of a joke. You are right of course, that would be a good way to go, but as you say, that would never happen. Looks like the Greens got the majority in the Senate, that should be fun regardless of which Government ends up running the Country, nothing will get passed in the Senate unless they bend big time to the Greens.

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