Midweek Jokes

Cannibal

A cannibal was walking through the jungle when he came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.. Feeling somewhat hungry he looked at the menu
 
+ Tourist:                                               $5.00

+ Broiled  Missionary:                             $10.00

+ Fried  Explorer:                                   $15.00

+ Baked Premier or Grilled politician      $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
“Why such a high price for the Politicians?”
The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one?
They’re so full of sh*t, it takes all day.”

Thank You Peter M. for the joke.

Illegal Immigrants

Attention:- All Zimbabwe/Mozambique Border Patrol Agents

Be on the lookout for a 1951 Chevy, red with white top – thought to be transporting illegal immigrants.


Thank You Dee for the joke.

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6 Responses to Midweek Jokes

  1. Sue says:

    How good is that picture, makes you wonder what on earth the guys are doing with the car? Love the cannibals.

    • magsx2 says:

      Hi Sue,
      Yes the mind boggles with that picture. The cannibals I thought very appropriate considering what’s happening with all the politicians at the moment.

  2. Go! the cannibals. Can we import (sorry, “immigrate”) a few down here in Canberra? They might start cleaning the place up a bit.

  3. raymond says:

    A tourist saw a cannibal eating a missionary but let the missionary”s child go.The tourist asked the cannibal why he did not eat the child.The cannibal replied”woul you eat spoilt food

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