A cannibal was walking through the jungle when he came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.. Feeling somewhat hungry he looked at the menu
+ Tourist: $5.00
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Premier or Grilled politician $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
“Why such a high price for the Politicians?”
The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one?
They’re so full of sh*t, it takes all day.”
Thank You Peter M. for the joke.
Attention:- All Zimbabwe/Mozambique Border Patrol Agents
Be on the lookout for a 1951 Chevy, red with white top – thought to be transporting illegal immigrants.
Thank You Dee for the joke.