Mechanics (Weekend Joke)

 A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was burned out.  Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a  mechanic.
He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.  When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.  Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, “I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?”   “The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.”   …………..

After a pause, the instructor added, “I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler,which I’ve never seen done in my entire career”.

Thank You Dee for the joke

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4 Responses to Mechanics (Weekend Joke)

  1. travelrat says:

    Let’s try this one:

    A doctor put his car into the garage for repairs, and when the bill came, it was much more that he expected.

    ‘I’m a doctor!’ he said ‘I can’t afford to pay this in one go; can I pay by instalments?’

    The mechanic said ‘Certainly, Doc! I couldn’t afford it either when I was a doctor!’

  2. The eternal puzzle: doctors who treat sick people like dysfunctioning cars, and mechanics who treat dysfunctioning cars like sick people. I had never thought of swapping the two professions with each other. Although, I have occasionally asked a mechanic frowning over my car: “Is it serious, Doctor?” But only as a joke. Now, I’m beginning to wonder if it wasn’t clairvoyance. Strange. Very Strange.

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