New Car-Secured Parking (Weekend Jokes)

The New Car.

A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.

“There’s no way they can catch a Mercedes,” he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100…..Then the reality of the situation hit him. “What am I doing?” he thought and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.

“It’s been a long hard day, this is the end of my shift and it’s Friday the 13th. I don’t feel like more paperwork, I don’t need the frustration or the overtime, so if you can give me a really good excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before, you can go.”

The guy thinks about it for a second and says, “Last week my nagging wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!”

“Have a nice weekend,” said the officer.

Fully Secured Parking.

Thank you for the above photo John.

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5 Responses to New Car-Secured Parking (Weekend Jokes)

  1. travelrat says:

    I question … if the ‘flying pasties’ can keep your private parts private, what else can they hide?

  2. travelrat says:

    And, I put this comment on the wrong post! 😦

    • magsx2 says:

      Hi travelrat,
      If you would like to comment again on the right post, I will fix this one up on my end. But really it doesn’t matter. 🙂

      I agree with you about the “flying pasties.”
      I was also wondering why the x-ray can’t penetrate these “stickers” and if that is the case, all anyone has to do to hide anything, is put whatever inside the same stuff the stickers are made of.

  3. JOnKEnna says:

    Love the ‘secured’ parking. Haha ha ha ha ha

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