Biker Bar – Mateship (Weekend Jokes)

The Biker Bar.

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: “I went by your grandma’s house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!”
The biker looks at him and doesn’t say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says: “I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!”
The biker’s buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, “I’ll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!”
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says,
“Grandpa,……. Go home, you’re drunk.”

Mateship.

Sheila didn’t come home one night. When Bruce asked her where she’d been she said she spent the night at a girl friend’s house. Bruce was a bit suspicious she’d been playing around so rang her ten closest friends, but none of them had seen her.
Next week Bruce didn’t come home one night. Sheila asks him where the hell he’d been. Bruce says he got a bit drunk at a mate’s place and thought it was safer not to drive, so he stayed with his mate. Sheila thinks he’s been playing around so rings his ten best mates. Eight of them say he spent the night there and two claim he’s still there.

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2 Responses to Biker Bar – Mateship (Weekend Jokes)

  1. malc50 says:

    Thanks magsx2, A good way to start the day – with a smile! 🙂 (Now off to work to mark exam papers!) 😦

    • magsx2 says:

      Hi malc50,
      My goodness, are you still filling in? 😯 I thought you would of finished by now. I hope they are paying you double for all your hard work.
      Don’t work too hard over the weekend, and don’t forget, you must have some down time as well, and enjoy at least some of the weekend.

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