Husbands (3 Weekend Jokes)

Art Gallery.

A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn’t like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.

The wife asks: “What are you waiting for?”

The husband replies: “Autumn.”


Thank You for the picture John.

The Grave.

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?”

The first man approached him and said, “Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I’ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?”

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, “My wife’s first husband.”

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6 Responses to Husbands (3 Weekend Jokes)

  1. malc50 says:

    🙂 Thanks magsx2!

  2. travelrat says:

    Got one for you:

    Four men playing golf; a hearse passed on the adjacent road. ‘Just a minute!’ said one of the golfers … and removed his hat and stood in silence as the hearse passed.

    ‘That’s good to see!’ commented another golfer ‘You don’t often see respect like that’

    Another golfer said:

    ‘Well, he was married to her for forty years!’

  3. gregoryno6 says:

    Someone I knew had a recording of “The Grave” performed before a live audience. The mourner goes right over the top – very funny.

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