My prayer for 2011 is for a fat bank account & a thin body.
Please don’t mix these up, like you did last year.
Thank You Campbell for the joke.
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted ‘Crazy’ then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who’s blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was ‘Crazy’ and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, ‘What in the name of good GOD are you doing?’
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, ‘You are clearly stressed out.’ Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.’
I jumped down and walked out of the office…
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, ‘..And where do you think you’re going?!’
She said, ‘I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.
Thank You Melissa for the Joke.
What is Old?
“OLD” IS WHEN….. Your sweetie says,
“Let’s go upstairs and make love,”
and you answer,
“Choose one, I can’t do both!”