Is Sex Work?
A Navy captain was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the captain decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was “work” and how much of it was “pleasure?”
A commander chimed in with 75-25% in favour of work.
A lieutenant said it was 50-50%.
A midshipman responded with 25-75% in favour of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the captain turned to the Able Seaman who was in charge of making the coffee.
What was HIS opinion?
Without any hesitation, young seaman Smith responded, “Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure.”
The captain was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
“Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them.”
The room fell silent.
Thank You Glen for the joke.
Nigel, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn’t seem to get to work on time.
Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their “older Person Friendly” policies.
One day the boss called him into the office for a talk. “Nigel, I have to tell you, I like your work
ethic, you do a bang-up job, but you’re being late so often is quite bothersome.” “Yes, I know
boss, and I am working on it.” “Well good, you are a team player. That’s what I like to hear.
It’s odd though your coming in late. I know you’re retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say if you came in late there?”
“They said, ‘Good morning, Admiral, can I get your coffee, sir?’ “
Thank You Dee for the joke.