Aussies (Weekend Jokes)

Barbecue Routine in OZ.
1) The woman buys the food.

2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill – beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine….

5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.

6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine…..

8. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.

9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ‘her night off.’ And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women….

Thank You for the joke:- Pam, Dee, John.

  • Australians NEVER die…
    they just stay down under!
  • What do you call a Boomerang that doesn’t come back?
     A Stick.
  • What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?
     Bloody big holes all over Australia

Shopping
Bruce and Sheila are shopping when Bruce picks up a dozen beer stubbies and sticks it into the trolley.
“What the hell do you think you’re doing?” says Sheila.
“They’re on special, only $10 for 12 cans”, Bruce says.
“Put them back. We can’t afford it,” says Sheila and they carry on shopping…
A few minutes later, Sheila picks up a $20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley.
“What the hell do you think you’re doing?” asks Bruce.”
It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,” Sheila says.
To which Bruce replies… ”
So does 12 cans of beer and that’s only half the Bloody price.”

Thought you might get a few laughs out of this video.

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8 Responses to Aussies (Weekend Jokes)

  1. Rebekah says:

    LOL I don’t think the routine is any different anywhere in the western world… I’ve never been involved in that and always found it intriguing, about the barbecues. It’s a man-thing, I guess.

    • magsx2 says:

      Hi Rebakah,
      I think your right about the barbies being the same in the western world. Here in OZ we will make any excuse to have a barbie, most people love having a barb-b-que, it’s a good way of getting friends together, or to just have a nice barbie at the beach, or a park.

  2. malc50 says:

    🙂 Havagoodweekend Mags! Cheers.

  3. Red Nomad OZ says:

    Hahaha, love that barbie one! Sadly, all too true … but is it possible men are overpraised for their ‘help’ as positive reinforcement to increase the amount of help next time?? HHHMMMmmm… if that’s the case, maybe we should check if it’s working …

  4. I can always count on a good weekend laugh from you, Mags. The Bill Bailey video tickled my funny bone. Sorry to hear you have rain is Brisbane. It’s gorgeous here in Rhode island. Catch, I’m sending you some sunshine!

    • magsx2 says:

      Hi EOCR,
      Yes we have had a bit of rain, yesterday was a good day for indoors, and they predicted rain today,(It’s Sunday today here in OZ), but it has turned out to be a beautiful day, so the sunshine you sent worked wonders. 🙂

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