This truck driver was really tired, and pulled into a diner, and just ordered a cup of coffee. While sitting at the counter, a group of bikers pulled in, started acting rowdy, spilled his coffee, made fun of him, and tried to pick a fight with him. He just got up, paid for his coffee ,and walked out and drove off. One of the other customers said to the waitress: “My, that truck driver wasn’t much of a man, was he?” The waitress said: “No. and he’s not much of a driver either, he just ran over six motorcycles”
Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the town’s morals
recently accused George, a local man, of being an alcoholic because she saw his pickup truck parked outside the town’s only bar.
George stared at her for a moment, and said nothing. Later that evening, he parked his pickup truck in front of her house and left it there all night.