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Kangaroo/How Long? (Weekend Jokes)

The Kangaroo A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A … Continue reading

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Parrot/Privacy/Driver (Weekend Jokes)

The Parrot And The Magician A magician was working on a cruise ship. There was a different audience each week so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: the … Continue reading

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Happy Easter 2012 (Jokes)

The Taxi Driver One Easter a priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. ‘Come with me,’ said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver … Continue reading

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Morning After/Embarrassing (Weekend Jokes)

The Morning After Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He … Continue reading

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Newly Weds/Dietician (Weekend Jokes)

Newly Weds Rupert and Elaine, a young couple, got married and went happily on their honeymoon. When they got back, Elaine immediately ‘phoned her mother and her mother obviously asked, ‘How was the honeymoon, dearest?’ ‘Oh, Ma,’ she replied, ‘the … Continue reading

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St. Patrick’s Day (Weekend Jokes)

An Irish Bank Robber It’s Saint Patrick’s day and an armed hooded robber bursts into the Bank of Ireland and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot one … Continue reading

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Man’s Wedding Ring Found Inside Cow: Australia (Funny Video)

Three years ago a guy decided to visit a tourist dairy, and of course there were some calves there at the time. While the guy was admiring one of the little calves it starting sucking on his finger and you … Continue reading

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An Angel/The Reward (Weekend Jokes)

An Angel Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly, “I’ve suffered from back … Continue reading

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Car Door/Concerned Husband (Weekend Jokes)

Locked Car Door A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication. She got back to … Continue reading

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Airplane/Politician (Weekend Jokes)

The Airplane Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, “Martha, I’d like to ride in that there airplane.” And every year Martha would say, “I know Stumpy, but that airplane … Continue reading

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