Tag Archives: Funny

It Pays to be Old/The Old Man (Weekend Jokes)

It Pays to be Old An Elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired. Holding hands they walked back to their old school.  … Continue reading

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Girl or Money/Driving/Golf Clubs (Weekend Jokes)

 The Girl or the Money? Once there was a billionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool at the back of his mansion. The billionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.   One day, the billionaire … Continue reading

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Assassin/Value/Kidding (Weekend Jokes)

Assassins Two assassins are hired to kill a dictator. They follow his every move for months, and find out that every day at noon he goes outside and does his stretching exercises. So the assassins set up shop right across … Continue reading

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Gambling/Driver/Flowers (Weekend Jokes)

Gambling A man spent a weekend gambling in the casinos, and he won $100,000. He didn’t want anyone to know about it, so when he came back home, he immediately went out to the backyard of his house, dug a hole … Continue reading

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Burial/News (Weekend Jokes)

Burial An elderly spinster called the lawyer’s office and told the receptionist she wanted to see the lawyer about having a will prepared.   The receptionist suggested they set up an appointment for a convenient time for the spinster to … Continue reading

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Fishing 2 (Weekend Jokes)

Priest Goes Fishing An Irish priest loved to fly fish, it was an obsession of his. So far this year the weather had been so bad that he hadn’t had a chance to get his beloved waders on and his … Continue reading

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Customer/Nine Months (Weekend Jokes)

Demanding Customer A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant; first, he’d asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it to be turned down because he was too cold, … Continue reading

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Dublin/Words (Weekend Jokes)

Dublin Bar Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin, Orders three pints of Guinness & sits in the corner of the room, Drinking a sip out of each pint in turn. When he had finished all three, He went back … Continue reading

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New Face/Two Statues (Weekend Jokes)

A New Face A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband … Continue reading

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The Witch and The King (Weekend Joke)

I have posted this joke before, sorry I just run out of time this week to do up some jokes, I’m sure a lot of people have not seen this one and if you have I hope you enjoy refreshing … Continue reading

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