Truck Driver/Tow Truck (Weekend Jokes)

This truck driver was really tired, and pulled into a diner, and just ordered a cup of coffee. While sitting at the counter, a group of bikers pulled in, started acting rowdy, spilled his coffee, made fun of him, and tried to pick a fight with him. He just got up, paid for his coffee ,and walked out and drove off. One of the other customers said to the waitress: “My, that truck driver wasn’t much of a man, was he?” The waitress said: “No. and he’s not much of a driver either, he just ran over six motorcycles”

Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the town’s morals
recently accused George, a local man, of being an alcoholic because she saw his pickup truck parked outside the town’s only bar.

George stared at her for a moment, and said nothing. Later that evening, he parked his pickup truck in front of her house and left it there all night.

 

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14 Responses to Truck Driver/Tow Truck (Weekend Jokes)

  1. OMG – that’s hilarious! By the way, I saw the clip about the shark-biting-dog on our local news last night! I felt so “in the know” since I had already seen it on your blog!

  2. malc50 says:

    :) Thanks for brightening up our day, Mags! Cheers.

    • magsx2 says:

      Hi Mal,
      I hope you enjoy the rest of the day Mal, it’s beautiful down here in Brissie today, hope you have nice weather up there as well.

  3. travelrat says:

    Gitta’s Smart car broke down on a German autobahn. She telephoned her husband, who drove up in his BMW to see what he could do. He couldn’t fix it, so decided to tow her home. On the way, he was passed by a Porsche.

    Competetive spirit aroused, he took off after the Porsche, completely forgetting about Gitta and the Smart car he was towing.

    A garage proprietor saw what was going on, and rushed inside to telephone another garage about ten miles down the road.

    ‘Klaus, go on to your forecourt!’ he said ‘In a moment, you will see a Porsche doing nearly 200 kph, a BMW right behind him … and a little Smart car blowing its horn and flashing its lights trying to pass the pair of them!’

  4. Rebekah says:

    These were really funny!!! All three of them! I’ll send the first one to our truck driving friend in Nova Scotia :)

  5. souldipper says:

    That woman is doing exactly what many have wanted to do! Go, Girl!

  6. Val says:

    Yep! That’s exactly what should happen! :)

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